{"title":"Totes and Bags","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"mistakes-were-made-tote-feral-chaotic-humor-millennial-burnout","title":"Mistakes Were Made tote | Feral, chaotic humor, millennial burnout","description":"A compact, irreverent tote that pairs chaotic-quirky humor with bold, grungy visuals — a black cat mid-mischief knocks over a laptop beneath the tongue-in-cheek headline “Mistakes Were Made.” Stark neutral canvas with pops of acid-bright accents and condensed, rough-edged lettering channels the ‘Feral but Free’ vibe: messy, self-aware, and defiantly independent. Wear it as a daily carry for errands, campus days, or quick coffee runs when you want a sardonic shrug against burnout culture.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% Cotton canvas\n- Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²))\n- Flat corners\n- Carrying handles with reinforced stitching\n- Available in natural and black colors\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47737827623165,"sku":"32156906665887823042","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47737827655933,"sku":"20623137470989666908","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/9665\/1517\/files\/10262117219183223616_2048.jpg?v=1782087402"},{"product_id":"burnout-beach-club-holographic-beach-tote-clear-iridescent-beach-bag-large-summer-tote-pool-bag-vacation-gift","title":"Burnout Beach Club Holographic Beach Tote | Clear Iridescent Beach Bag | Large Summer Tote | Pool Bag | Vacation Gift","description":"Take a little sunshine with you wherever you go. ☀️🌴\n\nWhether you’re headed to the beach, pool, resort, cruise, or weekend getaway, the Burnout Beach Club Holographic Beach Tote is designed to carry all your summer essentials in style. Made from durable, waterproof holographic PVC, this spacious tote is lightweight, easy to clean, and built for sunny adventures.\n\nIts eye-catching iridescent finish shimmers and changes color as it catches the light, while the transparent design makes it easy to find your sunscreen, sunglasses, towel, book, or favorite beach-day snacks in seconds.\n\nPerfect for beach days, poolside lounging, vacations, concerts, festivals, and everyday summer outings, this tote is as functional as it is fun.\n\nFeatures\n\n* ✨ Durable holographic PVC construction\n* 🌊 Waterproof and easy to wipe clean\n* 🏖️ Large interior for beach and travel essentials\n* 🌈 Iridescent finish that shifts beautifully in the sunlight\n* 👜 Comfortable shoulder straps\n* 📏 Size: 15.9” × 12.0” × 3.9” (40.5 × 30.5 × 10 cm)\n\nBring the good vibes wherever you go—and remember to leave the stress at the shore. 🌴","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15.9\" x 12\" x 3.9\" \/ Holographic","offer_id":47858600182013,"sku":"33083411438101965346","price":44.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/9665\/1517\/files\/12857887102205117875_2048.jpg?v=1784340617"},{"product_id":"burnout-beach-club-tote-bag-coastal-canvas-tote-retro-beach-bag-cotton-reusable-shopping-bag-vacation-gift-beach-lover-gift","title":"Burnout Beach Club Tote Bag | Coastal Canvas Tote | Retro Beach Bag | Cotton Reusable Shopping Bag | Vacation Gift | Beach Lover Gift","description":"Burnout Beach Club Canvas Tote Bag\n\nOfficial members know the best therapy comes with sunshine, salty air, and a little less stress. ☀️🌊\n\nWhether you’re headed to the beach, the farmers market, your favorite coffee shop, or running everyday errands, the Burnout Beach Club Canvas Tote is designed to go wherever life takes you. Made from durable 100% cotton canvas, this reusable tote is built to last while adding a relaxed coastal vibe to your day.\n\nFeatures\n\n✔️ 100% Cotton Canvas\n✔️ Heavyweight 12 oz canvas for durability\n✔️ Spacious 15” × 16” size\n✔️ Comfortable 20” reinforced shoulder straps\n✔️ Reusable and eco-friendly\n✔️ Available in Natural or Black\n\nPerfect For\n\n• Beach days\n• Grocery shopping\n• Farmers markets\n• Library trips\n• Travel\n• Everyday errands\n• Vacation\n• Gifts for beach lovers\n\nSize\n\n15” × 16” (38.1 × 40.6 cm)\n\nThe roomy interior easily holds books, groceries, beach essentials, laptops, towels, and more.\n\nCare Instructions\n\n• Spot clean when needed\n• Machine wash cold on gentle cycle if necessary\n• Air dry for best results\n• Do not bleach\n\n⸻\n\nWelcome to the Burnout Beach Club. 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