Permanently Unavailable Tee – “Please Contact Literally Anyone Else” Graphic T-Shirt

This lightweight crewneck tee is made for anyone running on 1% battery and protecting their peace. Featuring glossy olive-green lips holding a nearly drained battery beneath the bold headline "PERMANENTLY UNAVAILABLE," this design delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, burnout humor, and unapologetic boundaries. The tongue-in-cheek message, "please contact literally anyone else," says exactly what you're thinking—so you don't have to.

Inspired by vintage poster art with a modern social-club attitude, this graphic tee is easy to wear on coffee runs, casual outings, work-from-home days, or whenever your social battery is critically low. Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton provides all-day comfort, while the retail fit creates a clean, flattering silhouette that's perfect on its own or layered under your favorite jacket.

BBSC • EST. 2026

Welcome to the Social Club.

Product Features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable softness

• Retail fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for a structured, comfortable look

• Side seams for enhanced shape retention

• Tear-away label for added comfort

• Crisp DTG/DTF printing for detailed, vibrant artwork

• Responsibly manufactured to Bella+Canvas standards

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat

• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean